2008 Locks: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!

Not even Hershel ever rushed for as many TD's as I did last year. Hey #77 jump on deez nutz!! See ya in J'ville!! I will have two healthy shoulders this year .. and will circumsize you.

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BFJ corporation

Gentlemen,

As you may know, because of the lack of execution by Matthew Stafford, the future of the BFJ Corporation is uncertain. If the company does not hit a three game parley this weekend it will be forced to liquidate. Below are the rules and regulations as determined by founder Bo Zack a.k.a Bo Shizzle.

*Number one rule of BFJ Corp is don't talk about BFJ Corp.

*There are now three board members Bo Zack, The Fist, and Jimmy The Sack.

*Every week each board member will be expected to bring one COLLEGE stoned-cold -lead pipe lock to the table. Only locks that you would be willing to put your grandmothers life savings on will be considered. If the company can survive past week three this may be expanded to include the NFL.

*Picks can only be overturned by a resounding hell no by the other two board members. Picks do not have to be unanimous, but is preferred.

*Payouts will be 50% Bo, 25% Fist, and 25% Sack.

*Unless an extreme payout occurs, there will be no opportunity for early withdrawal. With the broker that the company is using there are limits to how much can be withdrawn at one time. It is expected that all funds will remain in the account until the end of the regular college season.

*For at least the first three weeks, the weapon of choice will be the college three game parlay, so let's keep focused.

*Capital backer Bo Zack will have the final word on risk assessment, i.e. how much can be put on any one bet.

*There will be no taunting if someone makes a bad pick. This is separate from the lock sheet where taunting is encouraged. Remember this is a team sport.

Sincerely,

Bo

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!

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